That's Hot

Me: "Here is the sweat suit I bought for my Paris Hilton costume! (modeling sweat suit)"

Sister: "Hmmm. It doesn't really translate as Paris Hilton. You look more like a male......homeless.....lesbian"

Damn the History Tab

Sister "Oh my god! I just found the website you made: Stuffmysistersays!"

Me "Darn! I wanted to tell you about it on your birthday!"

Sister "It's Ok, I would rather have a sweater anyway. Cashmere."