This is Actually Just Mean.

While watching the more *husky* contestant on Dancing with the Stars:

"Why is that girl always smiling? What is she so damn happy about? God, I would NEVER smile that much if I was that chubby."

Germ Warfare

Me: "I think I'm getting sick...here I'll stand far away from you so that you don't catch whatever it is I have."

Sister: "Oh, don't worry. Your little germs are no match for my general bitchyness."