The Equalizer of Cool

"I had to disable my Facebook account. I was beginning to loathe many people that I know. I was logging in once a week and getting irate at the bragging, whining, farming, quizzing and hackneyed, trite commentary - the list goes on. I would comment on people's status updates and they would become upset - but I couldn't help myself - I had to inform them of their lameness, as though I had become the equalizer of cool.

I am cooler than most people - YEAH, I SAID IT - I realized that I am just too cool for Facebook and I simply don't have time to right all the wrongs in the world."