While discussing the toll the aging process has taken on her skin:
Sister: "I mean, are you kidding me? I have so many lines and wrinkles now, I can't even walk into a Baja Fresh or a 7-11 without wearing dark glasses and some kind of a cape!"
6/27/10
Lets Just Call the Whole Thing Off
Overheard while talking with our mom about how easy it is to miscommunicate:
Sister: "I mean, you know how it is; 'you say tomato, I say fuck you."
Sister: "I mean, you know how it is; 'you say tomato, I say fuck you."
Clenched and Proud
Amongst a small group of friends:
Me: "I don't mean to embarrass you, but remember that time you refused to go jogging because you didn't want anyone to see the way your thighs were jiggling?"
Sister: "Oh that doesn't embarrass me at all. I walk around with my butt cheeks clenched tighter than the Sheriff of Queer-Town.....(long reflective pause)...or maybe the Deputy...whoever is the catcher."
Me: "I don't mean to embarrass you, but remember that time you refused to go jogging because you didn't want anyone to see the way your thighs were jiggling?"
Sister: "Oh that doesn't embarrass me at all. I walk around with my butt cheeks clenched tighter than the Sheriff of Queer-Town.....(long reflective pause)...or maybe the Deputy...whoever is the catcher."
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