The "Crime" is the book itself, the "Punishment" is having to read it

After I told her I was reading the Brothers Karamazov by Dostoyevsky: "Oh God I can't handle that Russian literature! I tried reading Crime and Punishment and all the guy does is walk around the market a hundred times; Id be like 'oh god, here we go again, we're going back into the market!' Then I tried to read Anna Karaninninnninnna and the whole first part takes place in a saloon or a parlor or whatever they called it back in those days, and every character has a pentasyllabic name and a pentasyllabic nickname....it was just too much for me to handle" (For the record, Crime and Punishment is one of my favorite books)

Biggie Would be Proud

"I can't change the world right now; all I can do is try to be the best, most gentle person I can be and if others don't want to party with me, then too bad. All I can do is just turn the other cheek....(thoughtful pause) or pop a cap in their ass."